APH - THE Scone Cannon

Due to schedule misinformation I do not have to go to my part time job so to celebrate this AWOL event, I bring you, Pirate Arthur and his (made in china) SCONE CANNON.

Yes, before Busby's chair, there was the SCONE CANNON.

Out in the seven seas he sails without fear. With but a mention of the word S-C-O-N-E-S grown men cower with tears. He cries, He whines but don't ever tell him you're hungry.

BEHOLD! tun tun tun TUUUNNNNNNNNN~~

PIRATE ARTHUR'S SCONE CANNON
rawr!
yeah he's so bad ass